Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!
-Unknown
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
- Jean Kerr
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
- Steven Wright
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- Abraham Lincoln
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
-Unknown
I like my coffee strong, not lethal!
- M*A*S*H
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference.
-Unknown
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
-Unknown
You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
-Sweeney Todd Lundgren
In Seattle
-Jeff Bezos
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
-Unknown
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
-Paul Erdos
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
- Unknown
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
- Garrison Keillor
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
- Earl Wilson
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